Rock Out Cause They Aren't Locked Out

            All I want for Christmas is Lebron James Vs. Dirk Nowitkzi; Paul Pierce Vs. Carmelo Anthony; Derrick Rose Vs. Kobe Bryant… lucky me!  A lot of people don’t really care about the NBA but here are upwards 34 reasons why you should watch the NBA this year (about one for each team and 5 reasons for the San Antonio Spurs).

Atlanta Hawks- The Hawks have made it to the second round of the playoffs for three years in a row.  It seems they are akin to Saito, stuck in limbo waiting for Dom Cobb to free them.  Watch the Hawks to find out if someone will liberate them from this purgatory.

Boston Celtics- Watch the Celtics not to see if the Wiley veterans have one last championship in them, but watch them because Rajon Rondo is AWESOME to watch.

Charlotte Bobcats- Watch the Bobcats for Kemba Walker and Bismack Biyombo. Two-handed block!

Chicago Bulls- Watch the Bulls because Derrick Rose is awesome or because Joakim Noah sucks.

Cleveland Cavaliers- Watch the Cleveland Cavaliers if and only if they are playing the Miami Heat at home.

Dallas Mavericks- Watch the Mavericks because they toppled the evil empire and could very well do it again this year.

Denver Nuggets- Watch the Nuggets because they will continue to prove that Carmelo Anthony sucks.

Detroit Pistons- Watch the Pistons because Detroit needs the support?

Golden State Warriors- Watch the Warriors because Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry are is one of the most fun backcourts in the league.

Houston Rockets- Watch the Rockets in the hopes that Hasheem Thabeet will play.

Indiana Pacers- Watch the Pacers because they’re on Parks and Recreation.

LA Clippers- Watch the Clippers because of this, this, this, and this.

LA Lakers- Watch the Lakers to see Kobe Bryant blame those around him when he doesn’t win a championship make a rookie crap himself after Kobe yells at him.

Memphis Grizzlies- Watch the Grizzlies because they are feisty and the following players are fun to watch: Zach Randolph, Greivis Vasquez and O.J. Mayo.

Miami Heat- Watch the Miami Heat because they have the three most exciting NBA players to ever be assembled on one team: Joel Anthony, Dexter Pittman, and Jamaal Magloire.

Milwaukee Bucks- Watch the Milwaukee Bucks because Brandon Jennings is from here.

Minnesota Timberwolves- Watch the Timberwolves to see outlet passes,  hops, and finally see Ricky Rubio.

New Jersey Nets- Watch the Nets because Kim Kardashian might be in attendance. 

New Orleans Hornets- Watch the Hornets because Chris Paul’s family went on Family Feud during the lockout.

New York Knicks- Watch the Knicks because the Knicks are once again relevant and because Amar’e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony are trying to learn how to win.

Oklahoma City Thunder- Watch the Thunder because they could be great, but need to figure out who their best player is.

Orlando Magic- Watch the Magic because Dwight Howard is a freak and would be the best player in the league if he had some decent post moves.

Philadelphia 76ers- Watch the 76ers because they went toe to toe with the Miami Heat in the playoffs last year.

Phoenix Suns- Watch the Suns because how could you not want Steve Nash to win a championship before his career is over.

Portland Trail Blazers- Watch the Trail Blazers because Greg Oden’s career should be longer than 8 inches games.

Sacramento Kings- Watch the Kings because Jimmer Fredette has Jimmer range.  Also because if he, DeMarcus Cousins, and Tyreke Evans played the entire game they would be the most entertaining team in the league.

San Antonio Spurs- Watch the Spurs because:

1.     This could be the last season where Tim Duncan, the greatest power forward of all time, has a significant impact

2.     Dejaun Blair has no ACL’s

3.     Kawhi Leonard has huge hands.

4.     Matt Bonner

5.     Everyone thought last year was going to be the year the Spurs fell off and they won 61 games.  Don’t count them out yet.

Toronto Raptors- Watch the Raptors because half of their players are foreign and thus, will give funny interviews.

Utah Jazz- Watch the Jazz because…

Washington Wizards- Here is the only reason anyone would ever watch the Wizards:

Okay so maybe you shouldn’t watch the Wizards, Nets, Jazz, Raptors, Pistons, Cavaliers, or Rockets, but all of the other teams, enjoy.