The Sacramento Kings are one of the
most absurd teams in sports. In fact, I
have watched more Kings games than Miami Heat games this year. Alright, that was a lie, but I have watched
more Kings games this year than anyone should ever have to. I love The Jimmer and I have DeMarcus Cousins
on my fantasy team, so I sort of have a legitimate reason. Then again, there is no legitimate reason to
watch the Sacramento Kings for four quarters.
Bill Simmons tweeted about the Kings: “Sacramento needs to change its
name this year to the Sacramento Blackholes.
Every Kings assist is an accident”.
And it’s true; assists are hard to come by for the Kings. As a team, they rank last in assists and have
only one player averaging more than four assists a game.
